I want to marry..
Posted by: Marker | Uncategorized | 16.04.2008
http://www.campaignbrief.com/2008/04/i-want-to-marry-a-producer.html
..he missed developers but I’m sure we could contribute a section on marriage to developers…be kind now..
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No, I want to marry a developer. A developer pretends to listen to the most batshit crazy idea and doesn?’t say yes or no or ask why, but instantly ogles at his 35th can of Coke.
He could talk in HTML, LINQ, ADO.Net all while simultaneously differentiate a 3rd order Bilateral Laplace transform in the frequency-domain, and all I asked was ?"honey, what?’s for dinner??".
A developer realises that the world?’s mysteries can be unraveled by recycling the app pool in IIS 6.0, and always contemplating why AlGore revile his cluster of 1 MW home TELNET servers, in disdain.
A developer wouldn?’t be afraid of different challenges, as long as it can be solve by a single line of code. A developer is tough, with his muscular fingers (from typing) and mighty will, defeats a Skull Level Atrus Dragun in World of War Craft, expending only One bottle of mana.
A developer will stay up all night poonwing noobs in Halo 3, and to minimise bickering, he prefers that I am asleep.
Marrying a developer would allow me mean I will be surrounded by callow nerdy jokes, have a PS3, Wii and Xbox 360 layered cake for our big day, and a guided tour in a Tier-3 data-center for our honeymoon. And of course, we won?’t have any kids because he won?’t know how to.
Lai said…
3rd order Bilateral Laplace transform in the frequency-domain
I wouldn’t use Laplace transform in the frequency domain for web search , however similar transform such as wavelet & fourier are more applicable.
“A novel document retrieval method using the discrete wavelet transform”
http://www.cs.mu.oz.au/~lapark/TOIS2005_park.pdf
“Fourier domain scoring : A novel document ranking method”
http://www.csse.unimelb.edu.au/~lapark/fds_compare3.pdf